KEEP YOUR tiny hands OFF MY SMITHSONIAN (Museum Edition No. 001)
Curatorial Statement
Museums preserve more than artifacts. They preserve provenance, context, and the occasional inconvenient fact.
Inspired by the elegant exhibition graphics of the Art Deco era, this design celebrates the institutions that collect, study, and interpret our shared history—even when history refuses to fit neatly on a placard.
Object Description
Printed in warm antique cream on a premium, heavyweight tee, this piece is designed to look as though it escaped from the gift shop of a particularly opinionated museum.
Suitable for gallery visits, evening constitutionals, and maintaining a respectful distance from the nation's cultural heritage.
Whether your concern is history, scholarship, scientific research, or the freedom to present the past honestly, the message is simple: some institutions are at their best when they're allowed to tell the whole story.
Curator's Note
No exhibit labels were edited during the making of this shirt.
Accession Status: Not currently in the Smithsonian collection.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Museum Edition
- Email: contact@support.museumedition.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
KEEP YOUR tiny hands OFF MY SMITHSONIAN (Museum Edition No. 001) Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|